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Monday, November 23, 2009

Weaboo/Wapanese..I am not!

I am so insulted!


A person emailed me asking?

" Are you a weaboo?"

THAT MY FRIEND IS SO DAMN INSULTING!!!!

for those of you who don't know what a weaboo is

WEABOO: (Translation from UrabnDictionary)
Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find alot of these faggots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore.
I told that weeaboo girl over there that Inuyasha sucks. She slapped me across the face and proceded to cuss me out in Japanese.

A Wapanese: (Urban Dictionary)
Wapanese is the term used to describe a person of non-japanese descent (usually white, however some others are lumped in there as well) who is incredibly obsessed with Japanese things.

A person who watches
anime or majors in Japanese language at university is not counted as wapanese.

These are common behaviours displayed by
wapanese:

1. Being obsessed with
anime. The typical anime watcher enjoys the shows because they are fun to watch and interesting (not all are for children, that is a myth). However, wapanese will take it to an unhealthy level.

2. Their rooms will be filled with japanese things. Anything from
animestuff to japanese things such as Tatami. A true wapanese will have next to nothing non-japanese in their room.

3. Many
wapanese will believe that Japan is the best country ever and that if they go there they will be adored. However, most wapanesedon't understand that Japan is a very racist society and they don't like white people very much.

4. They will constantly post things on the internet containing a few of the japanese words they know. These words are usually:
kawaii and baka. These words will be used in an english sentence such as: "You are sobaka"

5. Many
wapanese will develope an unhealthy obsession with asian girls/guys. Many of them will refuse to be with someone who isn't japanese.

6.
wapanese tend to spend all of their time watching anime, readingmanga and listening to japanese music. A lot of them are unemployed and live at home with their parents (some are students, some are over 30). The ones who do have jobs, have very poor jobs, such as working at a supermarket.

7.
Wapanese listen to tons of japanese music but will refuse to listen to anything non-japanese. They also tend to say that non-japanese music is crap while the japanese music is godly. However, most wapanesetend to listen to Japanese Pop which can be very, very similar to non-Japanese pop.

8. Many
wapanese do cosplay. However, many normal animewatchers cosplay as well. However, wapanese tend to overdo it and act very elitist at conventions.

9. Most
wapanese know very little about Japan. They don't look past the anime and whatnot. Most wapanese don't know anything about Japan's history. However many wapanese will pretend to know what they are talking about, however they tend to be incorrect.

10.
Wapanese also tend to butcher the language (besides using them in english sentences). A good example is the meaning of otaku. Thewapanese will use it to describe themselves, however most don't realize that otaku in Japan means you are very mentally unstable.Otaku in Japan are looked down upon and ridiculed.
They believe that everything in Japan is good and everything anywhere else is bad. They don't see the truths before their eyes and refuse to see them.
Those who cosplay, dress in japanese fashion, watch anime, etc. aren't considered
wapanese until the unhealthy obsession is present.

I AM NOT A WEABOO OR WAPANESE!!!!
I AM JAPANESE
MY DAMN MOM AND DAD ARE BOTH JAPANESE
I WAS BORN IN JAPAN
SO TO THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING...NEW FLASH YOU DON'T!!!!


The defintion of Wapan
An idealised version of Japan that the Wapanese believe in. The 'holy land' equivalent for the Wapanese.

In Wapan the Wapanese believe that Japanese people will welcome them like a brother and admire their Japanese language skills and their love of Anime and Manga and fondness for Pocky and they will live in happiness for the rest of thier lives.
Wapanese - I can't wait to get to Japan where I can marry a Japanese girl, eat heaps of Pucca and Pocky and watch Anime and read Manga with like-minded Japanese for the rest of my life.

Normal person - Wake the fuck up, fool! You're Wapanese and will never be accepted into Japanese Society!

BTW TO THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THAT MESSAGE THIS IS WHERE YOUR FROM!!!!!

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